Tonight we’re hosting an event you’d be very foolish to miss if you need to find yourself a date for the 14th – a trans-global alcoholic date, that is.

[Burdel Dali Presents] BE MY VALENTINE! ♥

This Thursday night in the burdel of questionable affection, find a crazy gypsy lover to spend your Valentines day with! Wear something sexy (extra points for red/pink) and get ready to stomp around to the festive soundtrack of Raphlex & Mishto.

We’re selling DJ Mishto’s kisses for $1.00 a pop! That’s a deal no matter which way you look at it. BRING LIPGLOSS. ♥

Red wine for a mere $4.00 a glass, tragic music of lament and despair, and delicious hookah to smoke with your sweetheart .Live performance by Avram Pengas at 9:00PM. Tres romantic.

♥ ♥ ♥ FREE ADMISSION ALL NIGHT …if you’re on our list. RSVP to burdel.dali.presents@gmail.com for a free ride. $10 before 11:30, otherwise. Wine is cheap, life is short, and history repeats itself. Hosted by Tchaikovsky Darling.

… and what better way to get in the mood than with a little Rada x Zobar romance?