Thanks to everyone who’s been spreading the word of our ethno-spectacular gypsy-punk movement. We’re so excited about the impending summer and all of the festive, apeshit stuff we’ve got lined up. Stick with us, you’ll experience things you never knew you wanted to….!
Candy & Joel representin’. xx
Who needs Kinkos? All we need is a black & white printer, some fancy neon paper, and an antique paper cutter to spread the word of our equally thrifty movement. Paper Parteeee!
And this week’s party…
[Burdel Dali Presents] The “Start Wearing Purple” Party!
We cordially invite all gypsy punks, Balkan superstars, and purple little ladies to our Thursday night affair that will begin on the main level and move to the lower level abruptly if we jump hard enough to break through the floor.
This entire invite could be a relentless pun re: Gogol Bordello lyrics but we’ll leave it at this: come over, wear purple, and let our resident DJs Raphlex & Mishto feed your rampant audio addiction.
Live performance by Avram Pengas 9:30 – 11:30PM.
FREE ADMISSION on our list all night – $10 before 11:30 otherwise.
RSVP to firstname.lastname@example.org
Wine is cheap, life is short, and history repeats itself.
Hosted by Michelle Christina of Tchaikovsky Darling.