Mother Russia & Coco come together in this bizarre matryoshka bag by Chanel. Bizarre because it retails for about $9,560.00 and lacks the folkloric charm matryoshkas are known for. Naturally other ugly accessories were spawned from this idea…

Here’s what the real product looks like. Shiny, bland, but curiously haunting with its big blank metallic face. It would have been more exciting to see an Etro or Missoni matryoshka, don’t you think?

—Mishka